Aztec Punch Recipe

Ingredients

5 oz Vodka

7 oz Rum

1 can (Concentrated) Lemonade

1 bottle Ginger Ale

Aztec Punch Directions

Mix all ingredients in a pitcher. Mix thoroughly and pour into whatever is available, the bigger the better! This drink packs a big punch, so don’t over do it.

Serve Aztec Punch in a Beer Mug

Attempted Suicide Recipe

Ingredients

1 bottle Smirnoff Raspberry Twist Vodka

1 bottle Coconut Rum

1 bottle Peach Schnapps

6 (sliced) Banana

3 bottles Fruit Juice

1 pint (sliced) Strawberries

1 whole Cantaloupe

Attempted Suicide Directions

Cut the cantaloupe melon into small pieces. Mix all alcohol and fruit juice in a large container such as a cooler. Slice the fruit and place in the alcohol and let marinate. Serve in a tall glass with ice and fruit as garnish.

Serve Attempted Suicide in a Hurricane Glass

Arkansas Buttermilk Recipe

Ingredients

1 fifth Vodka

1 fifth Bourbon

1 pint Lemon Juice

3 qt Grapefruit Juice

3 qt Orange Juice

3 qt Pineapple Juice

1 pint Grenadine

Arkansas Buttermilk Directions

Pour ingredients one at a time, preferably in a “new” plastic gas can that has been cleaned and serve from gas can.

Serve Arkansas Buttermilk in a Mason Jar

Arctic Mouthwash Recipe

Ingredients

1/3 cubes Ice

5 oz Maui Blue Hawaiian Schnapps

5 oz Mountain Dew

Arctic Mouthwash Directions

Blend all ingredients in a blender on high until ice is finely crushed. It should be of a slushy consistency. Pour immediately and serve.

Serve Arctic Mouthwash in a Cocktail Glass

Arctic Fish Recipe

Ingredients

1/3 part Orange Juice

1/3 part Mountain Dew

1 dash Candy

Arctic Fish Directions

Beer Pilsner

Serve Arctic Fish in a Beer Mug

Aquarium Jello Recipe

Ingredients

Blue Curacao

1 package Candy

4 envelopes Gelatin

Aquarium Jello Directions

Use a new or well-cleaned goldfish bowl. Mix gelatin according to package directions, substituting curacao for water in whatever ratio you prefer. Place the hard candies in the bowl. When gelatin is cool but not yet setting up, pour it slowly into the bowl and be careful not to disturb the candies or the color will run. Cool until half-set then add foliage and fish, placing them with strands of spaghetti. Refrigerate until serving-time.

Serve Aquarium Jello in a Beer Mug