Welcome Delight Recipe

Ingredients

3 parts Vodka

6 parts White Wine

6 parts Sprite

4 parts Orange Juice

Welcome Delight Directions

Pour ingredients into a bowl, and mix them together.

Serve Welcome Delight in a Punch Bowl

Waldorf-Astoria Eggnog Recipe

Ingredients

1 1/2 oz Bourbon

3/4 oz Tawny Port

2 Egg Yolk

1/4 oz Cream

1/2 oz Sugar Syrup

3 oz Milk

4 scoops Nutmeg

Waldorf-Astoria Eggnog Directions

Shake well over ice cubes in a shaker and strain into a large highball glass over ice cubes. Sprinkle with nutmeg.

Serve Waldorf-Astoria Eggnog in a Beer Mug

Veterinary Recipe

Ingredients

1 part Everclear

2 parts Lime Juice

3 parts Sprite

Veterinary Directions

Pour alcohol over ice cubes in a tall glass. Add lime juice and sprite or 7-up. Stir well.

Serve Veterinary in a Collins Glass

Tyson Punch Recipe

Ingredients

1 bottle Everclear

1 bag Ice

2 bottles Sprite

2 qt Orange Juice

4 scoops Tropical Punch Kool-Aid

2 bottles Mello Yello

Tyson Punch Directions

Pour all 8 liters of soda in cooler/bowl over 1 bag of ice. Add 2 quarts of Orage Juice. Add 1 bottle of Everclear. Add 4 big scoops of Kool-Aid. (preferably Tropical Punch) Stir.

Serve Tyson Punch in a Punch Bowl

Tuve Nightmare Recipe

Ingredients

1 1/2 liters Vodka

5 liters White Wine

1/2 liter Pisang Ambon

1 1/2 liters Sprite

10 (sliced) Lime

3 liters Ginger Ale

20 (Sliced) Cucumber

Tuve Nightmare Directions

Mix the Vodka with the wine. Drop the fruit from a height of at least 3 feet. Pour the sprite and the Ginger Ale with the rest. Carefully pour the Pisang Ambon into the punch. Enjoy!

Serve Tuve Nightmare in a Beer Mug

Turkey Trot Recipe

Ingredients

1 cup Bourbon

2 cups 7-Up

2 cups Cranberry Juice

Turkey Trot Directions

Mix with a stirrer in a pitcher then pour over ice into glasses. A thanksgiving tradition for the truly disfunctional family.

Serve Turkey Trot in a Pitcher